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The Kardashians versus Snookie Lawsuit

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I just wanted to give everyone an update regarding some changes that I’ll be making to the blog within the next couple of weeks. No worries, it’s still completely pointless and of no help to you, but it will make my life easier. For now however, the first change will be the titles for every posts. While I’ll still be labeling/categorizing my posts under a four letter word category, e.g., Food, Baby, Love, etc, I’m going all out with the title. I really need to make sure important people starts noticing me and I can’t get that done with crappy four letter word titles, ya know? And according to everything I’ve read so far, “they” all say to make sure the post titles are creative and ones that are pretty popular in the search query. So you might see the title with no relevance to the post itself like, “Sex, Kardashian, Justin Bieber, Charlie Sheen” (or see above title) but I’m actually talking about my 1-year-old and her adventures with Santa. I need lots of views because I’ve got bigger plans y’all. I’m a fame whore so just get used to it. Until then, enjoy your holidays. Have a merry Christmas. Yes, I said MERRY CHRISTMAS. If I’ve offended you, I’m not sorry.

Triple Ho’s,

Cate

p.s. For all you late shoppers out there who refuses to call yourselves procrastinators, Amazon Prime is the best way to go. You avoid the lines, the people and the driving. Thus avoiding jail time entirely. Because if you’re anything like me, I feel like hurting people during Christmas time (and this is coming from someone who is a bonafide and certified shopaholic). This is the worst time of the year to be out and about because you’re amongst your kind (procrastinators). And trust me, they wanna pull your hair out just as much as you want theirs. And since I fear being someone’s bitch on Christmas, I decided to order all my stuff this morning and I’m getting them Thursday. I suggest you do the same. Also, no taxes when you order online. That’s how I get uncle Sam back.

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